shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker

when you unleash your rage on a dickhead because they cant stop singing

shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker

by ur sexual dad March 16, 2022

help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary

You just searched your self up on urban dictionary and now you need help
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist

don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there

Person1: Help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary! What do I do?
Person2: Just search "help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary".

by -Said no one ever May 10, 2022

Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

When some dumbass (most likely on discord) gets angry over a definition on urban dictionary.

Dumbass: oh my god guys, this joke has gone to far, (shows random definition on urban dictionary that has nothing to do with the conversation).
Literally everybody Else: Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

by KarlMarxishot December 25, 2021

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

"Cat Wrap It Up Like Gold"

1. To put the finishing touches on something; to finalize it. -verb

2. To do a fantastic job on a hard task. -adj.

The proof looks good. We can "Cat Wrap It Up Like Gold".

My goodness! You certainly "Cat Wrapped It Up Like Gold" for him. Did he like the finished product?

by PatBerkHtsNJ March 10, 2008

straight up and down like 6 o clock

i am dead az serious

keya: dat nigga hella sexy
jasmine: he iight
keya: yo gurl im straight up and down like 6 o clock
jasmine: iight wateva,nigga

by KPz_FiNezT November 10, 2006