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National stright guys show eachother dick day

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Two straight friends show eachother there dicks
Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*
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Miniature Tiny Small Dick Syndrome

Its what you get when you still got that baby dick
Did you hear Peter has Miniature Tiny Small Dick Syndrome? Yeah hes like 0.5 Inches
by Small Tiny Mini Afro Dick Suck February 28, 2015
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Thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dick

Used as an expression for people who enjoy benefits while someone else is taking the risk for it, and therefore they can give false advice, act irresponsibly without retribution.
Often associated with golden boys, politicans, or people in high positions.
Originated in Hungary.
It's easy for the politicans to pass a new act, they are thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dicks, not theirs.
by Brekusz November 1, 2013
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Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick

The word you say to get a black girl to beat you and fuck you
by BigFatNigga October 29, 2021
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National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick
by gayfigger November 20, 2022
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I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a time

A meme'd phrase from the Song "Mask (Sus Remix" By Dream
Person 1: "I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a Time"
Person 2: "Bro tf?.."
by Isuckhis January 31, 2023
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