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why I love Maddy more

well this isn’t made by a scientist but by Brian himself she is the most perfect person ever and is always going to be the greatest person ever she loves me very much
Brian searched up “why I love Maddy more” instead google gave me the ass show and showed me the actor of Idk of wtf is that show called idc tho but yeah.
by rushamane September 26, 2022
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and i oop skskskskss

A term 13y/o VSCO girls with oversized shirts or hoodies with the smallest pair of Nike Fitness yoga pants with their hydroflask and checkered vans and their checkered iPhone case to say towards an unfunny joke that their dumbass friends say, to make them seem more to "internet trends" but the thing that they're following is some retarded shit that they'll mostly forget
Dumbass friend: *tells unfunny joke*
VSCO girl: "and i oop skskskskss *drops hydroflake with iPhone* and i OOP-"
by WhyIsEveryNameTakenWtf September 3, 2019
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I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad
Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one
by Weird guy March 3, 2021
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i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald
I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!
by SimplyWords January 1, 2025
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Words I despise

Sus: a stupid sounding excuse for homophobia
No cap: just shut the fuck up please
Finna: ok chad stop trying to be black I know your dad bought you a gucci backpack
Lit: do you want me to build a time machine so you can go back to your life in 2017?

*If you say any of these words I automatically assume you have a total of 5 brain cells and thats an overestimate*
"The party was lit but that man mad sus lowkey. No cap he's prolly finna try to kiss me. "
those are the words i despise
by YouDontNeedPenis2HaveHappiness February 17, 2021
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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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