I Ready Test

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.

student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.

by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024

I zVortex I

The goat of siege

“OMG I’m sooo wet right now because I have I zVortex I in my bed”

by I zVortex I April 16, 2024

I mean, sometimes

To draw attention to a unique or random occurrence by pretending or acting like the event isn’t random

Chase: I am walking around the park and I found out that the coworker I hate moved into the neighborhood!
Nathan: I mean, sometimes. . .

by thebeardwonder April 19, 2024

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!!!!! I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!

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person 2: what

by stoppostingaboutBALLER April 19, 2024

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

hey girl i mean they

how to greet your nonbinary friend

“hey man it’s nice to see you”

“hey girl i mean they”

by kubiks April 19, 2024

I hate you

Do you mean you're falling in love with me and it kinda scares the shit out of you?

I hate you, but I actually don't

by ilysmitiilwy April 20, 2024