no you

Something idiots say especially online

Philippa: You're gay, Emma.
Emma: No you

by EvanC7 November 30, 2023

No you

Once upon a time, there was a mean man named... Bob. Bob was rude to every one. one person in particular is named... Jim. one time Bob was insulting Jim and here is how it went...

*Bob* noob you should go home and drink dog waters!
*Jim*(smiles)
*Bob*w..w..what?
*Jim*so sad you are going to die of Ligma

*Bob*w...w...whats...l...Ligma
*Jim*...
*god* ligma balls
*Bob*...
*Bob*...
*Bob*...
*Bob*...
*Bob*...
*Bob* No...You
!EVERYTHING DIES!

No you is god

by WoRdMaN09876543312345678909876 April 21, 2022

no you

a comeback that was overused.

Mom: Shut up!

Me: No you!

Mom: call cops on me

by irieomgfunny/面白い June 24, 2022

No you

What you say to win a arguement

Jim: your gay
Me: No you

by Thedeadbananainfoernitexxx8969 July 13, 2019

ill get you funny

whenever youre in a verbal altercation and u wanna fight the person or expose a secret of theirs or call out dumb shit they did, u say this afterward, just to rub it in.

(mad pissy girl who hates herself) - l " i dont know why she act like shes the baddest bitch like baby girl doesnt even know her ex leaked her nudes to his priv but no one cares enough about u to tell u. haha yeah ill get you funny hoe, dont start acting like youve been all that."

by thebaddestflathoe May 25, 2021

I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question

"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"

by yiuasjgdiloasy May 18, 2022

You is dog

A phrase created by some legendary gamers who have dominated their chosen game for years. This is what they say to people who are below them. Their superiority must not be messed with

Ay doo doo, you is dog

by Thimflop April 09, 2018