Frowny Boner

When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space

Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.

by LiterallyNobodyCares August 1, 2018

Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018

Partial boner

When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage

This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.

by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018

Iguana Boner

When you roll cannabis leaves as a blunt wrap.

Hey homie let’s burn down this iguana boner

by The Iguana’s Boner May 24, 2018

boner narcalepsy

a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.

So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!

by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017

sarcastic boner

When you pretend you are turned on by somthing, but are really hit fakeing it.

"Wanna see me swallow a squirrel"

"You're giving me such a sarcastic boner rn"

by Jakepaulismahdad September 29, 2017

human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.

There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.

by thefutureofamerica June 5, 2017