What the Freak

NOT a word that fobs use instead.
It's actually for middle schoolers who don't want to cuss, but still want to sound 'cool.'

Jordan: "What the FREAK, you're so stupid.
Madison: "Shut the freak up!"

by xD super bored October 20, 2008

What's Up?

The things that are up.

Hard dicks and helicopters.

by The Man June 16, 2004

what a crap

engrish form of what the crap, found in a dub of the Kenshin movie

w00t I am having Teh 1337 itemzor...what a crap! It's gone....

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

What the jizz

an exlamation similar to "What the fuck!" expressing disbelief or disgust.

Example: Upon seeing that your best friend is hooking up with the ugly kid: "What the jizz?!"

by Nicolle August 14, 2003

what's up

A two letter preposition denoting a vector anti parallel to the local gravitational gradient?

What's up?
A two letter preposition denoting a vector anti parallel to the local gravitational gradient?
You're such a fucking geek!

by AnonymousBoschToo November 29, 2018

OwO, what's this?

A question commonly asked of the ancient Egyptian god of knowledge, Thoth, also known as Θώθ by the Greeks, which has been simplified as OwO by modern internet dwellers for ease of use.

Person: "OwO, what's this?"

Θώθ: "Why don't you tell me? They're your pants."

by Solhir August 13, 2022

Whats that noise?

A rhetorical question, this phrase can be used in conversation about someone who has been sexually promiscuous. The phrase refers to the noise made by the female genitals and anus slapping together, after being stretched out of proportion by one or many sexual encounters.

Example - "Whats that noise? Oh yeah I forgot, its your bucket fanny slapping against your bucket anus!"

by pipipipi December 26, 2011