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wooden thunder

a weapon used to obliderate noobs in everyday life, not to be used for the faint of heart; this is a devistating weapon used to pwn the noobiest of noobs not for use of anyone under 21

yes this is real...
nate- erik.
erik- wut
nate- see that noob over there
erik- yes.
nate- watch this
erik- ok..
nate- WOODEN THUNDER!!1!!!!!11!!11!!!
andrew bowler(noob)- ahhhhhhhhhhhh
andrew bowler(noob)- (dead/pwned)
by not nate December 24, 2007
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rolling thunder

an occurrence when one has a large amount of gas and feces. The person then expels a large amount of gas, making a booming sound, and also expels the feces as though the bottom is vomiting it out. This causes the person expelling the excrements much pain, but is extremely amusing to people watch.
Man, was it hilarious when Jimmy had a rolling thunder while he was streaking. The feces almost made a dust cloud as they poured out, and the flatulence awoke the whole street.
by Dr. Oddjob December 9, 2011
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Rolling Thunder

When you are driving and some goon tries to cross a crosswalk expecting you to stop for him and you instead try to roll through the stop sign only to realize you will hit him unless you thunder it away.
this chank was tryin' ta cross but i rolling thunder'd it outta there. he was pissed that I almost hit him
by Aggressive Driver March 31, 2013
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thunderbox

"How far did you get with Betty last night?"
"Let's just say her thunderbox and I are now good friends"
"Score dude. Cause I understand that the word 'thunderbox' means 'vagina'!"
by David H Friedman September 19, 2005
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thunder thighitis

when ones thighs seem to only grow, even when the person exercises and diets.
person a: dude so you know how i lost all that weight?
person b: yeah.
person a: so i went shopping to get new clothes and i couldn't get any pants over my thighs, even though i have lost weight.
person b: man sounds like you have come down with a classic case of thunder thighitis.
by Alex Sehlinger January 31, 2009
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tenderly on the rocks

it sounds like some sort of alcoholic drink.

however, it is a random name of a dreamed up book by mcb in her late middle school years.

the book is rumored to be in progress. about hamster armies being in charge of every natural disaster within the past 10 years.

i think boys play a large part in it.

kevin riggle to matt lemieux to tom fuller.

if it ever gets published. or even drafted. it will be a wonderful book to read.

inspired in part by the song WAITING FOR YOU. and shelby hanson.
by clonazepam .5 mg May 30, 2009
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Thunder Scunt

The word THUNDER SCUNT means an extreme skanky cunt.
Jessica P stop sleeping with so many people, you Thunder Scunt.

"shut up you thunder Scunt......
by cmd_nj February 10, 2010
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