Top faloopen

The act of being on top of your sex partner and faloopen every hole that is in the reach of your pinkie toe.

"top faloopen" plugging ones hole with your pinkie toe

by Weldy Weldy face August 23, 2011

Top Cop

The chick at the gym with the best ass.

Bro, did you see that chick in the tight black pants? Yeah dude, that's top cop.

by Mikeypapp March 13, 2013

Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008

titty top

A titty top (also known as a bralette) is similar to a bra, but not exactly. It is a shirt but not at all a shirt. It's both but not all both.

My sister wore a titty top it might as well be a bra but not exactly.

by Bebematserdiaz June 17, 2017

Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.

A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?

by Towchain July 24, 2008

top-tankin

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet so that chunks of fresh shit fills the bowl with each flush.

Same as defined above.

by Random_DooD August 5, 2004

Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021