Ninja Smashin'

Having sex quietly, sneaky, undetected

Ninja Smashin' is doing it in the office and know one notices

by GetSome515 February 6, 2012

concert ninja

One who disappears mysteriously from a group of friends during a show, using fellow concert goers as their smoke screen.

Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.

by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012

Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.

Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!

by ibehim1 March 28, 2012

ninja-nuity

The act of swiftly, strongly, intelligently & creatively responding to any situation

adj. Ninjenious

"How did you get out of there alive?" - "Simply ninja-nuity my friend, ninja-nuity."

by Sir James Hat December 1, 2011

ninja beer

A beer that is high in alcohol content, but tastes like a regular beer.

Drunk ass: Yo I thought this was regular piss beer, but this shit snuck up on me like a ninja. I was shit faced before i knew what happened.

Bro: yeah, who gave you that ninja beer?

by Vladivastok March 28, 2011

Ninja Strike

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.

2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.

3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.

1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!

2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.

3. Detective: How'd he die?

Cop: He got ninja stricked...

Detective: Holy Shit..

by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011

Ninja starfish

When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.

While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .

by Floppey tripod January 15, 2023