dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.

Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties

by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011

titty dick

a titty dick can be two things.
1.)a dick in the shape of a titty.most of the time it is always floppy,never hard.it can remind you of an old man pee pee.ewww.

2.)the other is vise versa.a tity shaped like a dick.self explanitory

omg, dude.he has a titty dick.

get your titty dick outta my PEASHvagggina

by tdoggbiotch November 28, 2007

Dick Titty

Emphasis for any phrase, one that which usually follows or procedes the phrase

Dick titty, Her ass is huge!

by cancerVssuicide January 28, 2003

raccoon titty

A state of having undead saggy breasts.

Has she got 2 sets of kneecaps?

No, she's got a bad case of raccoon titty.

by geezerdk January 8, 2012

Pancake Titties

A girl with unusually flat or disappointing titties

Bro Maddie flashed me last night she got pancake titties

by Fuckyessirb June 25, 2020

Titty dagwood

When a woman's breasts are so desirable that you just want to put a bun on the top and a bun on the bottom and dig in face-first.

Shit Bob, look at the cans on that hostess. How'd you love to give them a titty dagwood?

by David Giomandro August 5, 2008

titty bumper

A titty bumper is someone who is afraid of all contact sports. Often used as a word to describe football players who can't block good.

Pecker Olinger: "Hit somebody out there you bunch of titty bumpers!"

Football Player: "I'm not a titty bumper, I'm just hittin' him in the tittties!"

by peckerolinger January 24, 2010