an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.
Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties
by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011
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1.)a dick in the shape of a titty.most of the time it is always floppy,never hard.it can remind you of an old man pee pee.ewww.
2.)the other is vise versa.a tity shaped like a dick.self explanitory
1.)a dick in the shape of a titty.most of the time it is always floppy,never hard.it can remind you of an old man pee pee.ewww.
2.)the other is vise versa.a tity shaped like a dick.self explanitory
by tdoggbiotch November 28, 2007
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Pecker Olinger: "Hit somebody out there you bunch of titty bumpers!"
Football Player: "I'm not a titty bumper, I'm just hittin' him in the tittties!"
Football Player: "I'm not a titty bumper, I'm just hittin' him in the tittties!"
by peckerolinger January 24, 2010
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by illegal fairtrade May 29, 2009
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When a stripper whacks her knockers on guys head during a stripping session
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by kidlou January 9, 2011
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