A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.
A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.
A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.
If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.
If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).
If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.
A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.
If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.
If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).
If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
by AnonymousPerson#22735 May 24, 2025

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer of the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly referred to as 5SOS)
by AshtonIriwnRailMeToDeath June 7, 2021

The gayest friend of them all. Always playing Clash Royale on that phone that came out a century ago. Somehow he is better at almost everything you do. Except school tests. This man is the definition of gay and foot fetish. DO NOT BEFRIEND THIS MAN. BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE, TRUST. He can be pretty useful though, as he likes to help you with stuff because he is gay for you. Luke Penner is gayer than gay. The gayest of gay.
Select Pronouns: He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, He/Them, She/Them, Luke/Penner, Prefer not to say, other.
by daturtle555 December 11, 2023

When a girl is riding you on a rooftop and you turn her around and ride her down the stairs with the male reproductive organ sill in it.
by Azouze99 September 23, 2023

Luke is the English way of saying Lucas. People named Luke are guys who typically lie, are addicted to vaping and use the word youse unironically. Despite these flaws Luke’s are still one of the boys and will always be there to have a drink with if the goings get tough. You will have to buy the drinks though.
by Truthteller79698909 September 1, 2021

by Icantbebotheredtocomeupwaname April 12, 2025

Luke's are utterly lovely! He has a heart and soul of gold! He is a deep thinker, and is so ridiculously adorable! He is a hopeless romantic at heart, and so easy to love and so worth loving! He is a sassy goof as well (although he perpetually denies it). He loves musicals, board games, and has a deep sarcastic streak! He also has a love for adventure and discovery. Luke is beautiful inside and out! He has an incredible desire to love, protect and serve those around him. He knows his mind and will speak the truth. He can also be serious and present when the time calls for it. Time with him will fly by in a flash of delight and laughter and you won't want the time together to end. If you meet a Luke, you are one incredibly fortunate individual, don't take him for granted! Cherish and respect your time with him! If you have a Luke in your life, you're a lucky one :)
by E.J. Starling November 23, 2023
