Nigga cheese

The inner crust of foreskin, othoer wise known as cream cheese

I ate my boys nigga cheese that he had been saving for me

by Horse cunt July 20, 2019

bell cheese

Dirty, stinking piss, dirt and semen that collects around your bell end. Smells like out of date cheese. Commonly found on scummy chav twats and pikeys(probably).

chav 1: woah man wats dat smell, init?
chav 2: chill blud dats my bell cheese init
chav 1: woah man i got da munchies, give me saves
chav 3: give me last tokes man init

by SEAy June 27, 2007

Nipple Cheese

Accumulations of various matter that build up inside inverted nipples, often smelling and taking on a similar texture to that of rotten cheese.

Her nipples were innies, and when I sucked on them, her nipple cheese came out. It was rather disgusting, but oddly it turned me on.

by Juice Billington December 1, 2010

boner cheese

another word for semen

"Dude i totally shot my boner cheese all over her last night."

by quesodelanoche September 28, 2008

Cheese Slap

when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal.

Guy 1: *sleeping*
Guy 2: haha *throws cheese on face*
Guy 1: *wakes up, startled*
Guy 2: owned by a cheese slap.

by Pierce245 December 16, 2008

holy cheese!

A way to express extreme astonishment.
An expression of utter shock.

holy cheese! dan is so sexy!

by Limecooler June 10, 2005

Cheese Douche

One who is both a cheese dick and a douche bag. The kind of guy that not even a mother could love.

After some examination, I have determined that that guy is a cheese douche.

by DonkeyNation October 16, 2008