Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

slim can built ahh body

somebody who is skinny af and looks like a skinny can that they sell at school w/ the sparkling juice.

James: "Yo, Alejandro slim can built ahh body was tryna talk shit abt me bein fat."
Zoey: "AWWOGA."

by SlugFish June 2, 2022

Bodi

A person who often sports small undies

"Are you going to johns party tonight?"
"no way man, that guy is such a bodi"

by Dega did it to em June 14, 2022

Milk body

A rather squishy type of body gained by drinking copious amounts of milk.

Have you seen Kennedy? He’s rockin that milk body.

by Grapes96 May 13, 2019

Bodie

Bodie is a cool kid. He’s a friend everybody needs he usually is the odd one out of his family but he’s pretty flirty and charming with his bright hazel eyes to the girls he talks too. A lot of girls either like him or shove him aside because he’s pretty weird after all and isn’t afraid to say what he wants to say. In the end he’s a nice guy and you can always talk to him

Joel: Dude Bodie thinks he can get all the girls
Harrison: Bro he can he just got the hottest girl in school and her sister is crushing on him!

by ilovepooplolz June 13, 2022

body tee

the body is bodying, the body is sitting right and tight, it’s giving everybody by onika tanya. you have a top tier body basically.

“mmmmyea, body tee 💅”

“okayyyy body tee”
“hair laid, nails slayed, face card still not declining, body tee, waist on slim” etc etc

by princessmichxlin December 10, 2023

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020