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Thomas

Thomas is the type of guy that is super hot and everyone like and he has lots of friends and is that one crackhead at the lunch table that makes up the most randomest shit ever and doesn’t laugh at his own jokes
Bradley: Hey Thomas what’s up.

Thomas: I fucked your mom last night.

Bradley: that’s hot
by thomasclipz_yt on TikTok February 16, 2020
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Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.
by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025
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Thomas

A cringe person who is very dislikable. He is prone to make things up about you that will get you in trouble. He is good at math but is average in every other subject. He is into strange men who are probably autistic and go by the name of Elliot Slusky. Thomas randomly smells bad and he is always doing strange things such as putting his hand in and touching weird things and places. He also is randomly seen exiting strange places.
Person 1: Did you see the kid that just randomly said that another kid didn't like someone because he was gay?
Person 2: Yes, he pulled a Thomas.
by Afghanistan(Gay ppl suck) November 6, 2023
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Thomas Chamberlain

Thomas Chamberlain gets all the ladies. His jokes are absolute knee slappers and he has a truly gargantuan gluteus maximus.
person: thomas chamberlain is cute
jesus: true
by ……………………. January 6, 2022
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Thomas

all girls do is eat hot chip and lie

all thomas do is eat cereal and play destiny
Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.
by megosoftwindows January 11, 2023
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Thomas D’Lima

Is a frequent user of awwww caaammmoon, also cuts hair better than anyone you’ve seen.
Awww caaammmoooon” hey that’s what Thomas D’Lima says
by Ausman98 January 12, 2022
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thomas echnical

the guy that beat zodiac aka technical49
he WILL kill you if you call him that
random chat member: ayo thomas echnical is about to beat swi
*message has been deleted*
by iddkfc February 15, 2024
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