cookie breath

When you're eating a cookie/brownie/cake and you can feel it sitting in your throat and you need water or milk really really bad

"Mitch you're lactose intolerant, why are you drinking that milk?"
"Yeah I know, I just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing I saw"

by whoopmighty December 10, 2016

Cookie Bag

Weed in a aluminum bag from a weed shop

U got dat cookie bag

by Tristan Freeman May 5, 2021

Cookie Facey

A god that is worshipped and often prayed to before eating babies by 6th graders in stem class.

"Lets go pray to cookie facey!" Shouted Avery

by 3qawz4sex5dr6f7tg8y80upiot7ir6 March 11, 2019

Oggy Cookie

The act of nuting of a females forehead and slapping a cookie on her head

Guy 1: I gave Sarah an Oggy Cookie last night and she loved it
Guy 2: Nice bro

by CaptainHugeCock September 24, 2016

Poop Cookies

Cookies made out of poop, often using rubberbands to form them.

Jakob! are you almost done in the bathroom? I need to make Poop cookies! With Rubberbands!

by Jak's Dad October 20, 2010

Fortuine cookie

Asian equivalent to craka.

Eyy Louisa what up fortuine cookie.

Look at that sexy fortuine cookie over there.

by J_dawggggggg July 22, 2015

Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011