things be ways

a pretty self-explanatory phrase, going off of it be like that sometimes, things be ways describes an occurrence in life that just happens.
"Did you hear about Jimmy? apparently he committed tax fraud"
"Things be ways man"

"it be like that don't it?"
"things be ways don't they?"
by tubing December 3, 2019
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Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Eve ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜’

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐Ÿ˜’

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐Ÿ˜Š

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐Ÿ˜’ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve ๐Ÿ˜ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." ๐Ÿ˜•

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐Ÿซด ๐Ÿ
Eve ๐Ÿ˜• "......." *takes bite* ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" ๐Ÿซณ "......" ๐Ÿ˜ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐Ÿคท
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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Jai thing

When someone doesn't have feelings generally but is curious about someone.

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Or, when someone is straight, but has a curiosity for a certain someone.
I don't know man, I guess I've just got the Jai thing.
by emmabra April 5, 2017
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The tummy thing

When a girl refers to the tummy thing or said โ€œmy stomach did the thingโ€ it means the feelings of butterflies or the light sensation you get in your stomach that is experienced when youโ€™re touched or engaging in sensual activities.
Boyfriend: * says smths their girlfriend finds attractive or intimate *

Girlfriend: โ€œmy tummy did the thingโ€
Boyfriend: โ€œwhat thing?โ€

Girlfriend: โ€œthe tummy thing.โ€
by Mulatta November 16, 2024
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The cone thing

Yeahyeahyeah the cone thing. That's the thing I can fix immediately. You know why it does that, right? No? Eheheheheh...
Hym "Yeahyeah, the cone thing. Should be an easy fix, you know, theoretically... I don't see why the thing I'm thinking wouldn't work... ๐Ÿค” Hmmm... Yeah, no, what? Do you not know? Do you want me to tell you?"
by Hym Iam December 21, 2023
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do a good thing

code for smoking weed when talking around people you donโ€™t want to know about it
by fupplfrlol July 3, 2024
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