brining the ham

Brining the ham is when a male has anal sex with a male or female and ejaculates into the rectum.
This girl wants me to come over for a session of brining the ham.
by Buus75 November 26, 2021
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Ham-arm

Ham-arm

/verb/

To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.
A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.
by Gregor Ford March 28, 2014
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Ham Suxley

a homosexual male who excels in school yet struggles to grow an inch or get taller.
see that loser over there... that's Ham Suxley
by sichael mummers June 05, 2019
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Ham for the Gram

When you overact in front of the camera

Playin up for social media
I always ham for the gram If I know someone is recording

She is totes a ham for the gram!
by Bld84t April 19, 2021
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HAM-radio silence

H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.
Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?
by Slippery Dipp February 05, 2025
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Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 01, 2017
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bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.
by rubikscubeguy March 08, 2019
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