Stick Shift the Turkey 

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

Stick Shift the Turkey by ReverenMac March 2, 2011

Beef Stick 

An extremely foul, nauseating creature whose smell closely resembles a beef stick.

Damn, Ally sure was smelling like a beef stick today!

Beef Stick by ph.a.l.p.k.g.z November 9, 2018

Shit on a stick 

Feeling extremely rough, tired, ill or hungover. Basically not feeling good in ones self.

"I feel like shit on a stick today!!"

Shit on a stick by Dizzydan1980 January 28, 2015

dead man on a stick 

what the crucifix means to non-christians.

mommy, why do those people have a dead man on a stick for a necklace?

dead man on a stick by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

Lip Stick

On large car rims it is the portion of the inside of the wheel that is painted usually to match the cars paint job.

T: yo.. check out that green 64'

V: ahhh tight, its even gots da lip stick on the rims!!

Lip Stick by T.J. Dubz May 29, 2008

Ugly Stick

A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.

Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.

Ugly Stick by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK 

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK by weave July 12, 2003