shittyfinger

A shityfinger is where someone or something shits all over your finger and you pass out

Sally:Bob pulled a shittyfinger last night all over his finger and still hasn’t woken up
Anna: yeah I feel bad for the poor dude it must hurt

by Shittyant October 19, 2023

spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them

person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much

by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023

Smitty

A term used to describe the town of smithfield va

Are you from smitty?

by Smitty man November 1, 2023

Skitty

Skitty mean like you can’t be trusted.

You can say Skitty or Skiddy

Person 1: yo I heard you like *name*
Person 2: who said that?
Person 1: person 3 said it
Person 2: bro he Skitty, he weird I would he say that.

by Uhmibebored December 19, 2023

slitty licker

A lesbian,carpet muncher,yodeling in the canyon

Those young girls look like slitty lickers!

by Oscardawg December 22, 2023

Shitty Jocks

this term refers to Eimhin Carey after he absolutely blew up the jacks in Town Leixlip, smell of that fella is manky , little slut so he is

awh fuck, theres shitty jocks again, get away from me

by yejokcubehaha January 16, 2024

shitty booty ass

when your booty is so shitty you are unable to clean that shit yourself so you have to phone a friend to help.

"hey Carl, can you please come help me i have shitty booty ass?"

by The original shitty booty February 6, 2024