one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

baddie no shoes

baddie no shoes is the opposite of a goodie two shoes, they do bad things at bad times.

look at that baddie no shoes over there! she just robbed a bank! HA HA HA😈😈

by baddie no shoes July 12, 2019

Tan shoes

Usually worn with pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and a panama with a purple hat band.

Woman: Man, Dooley is rockin those tan shoes.

by RockLee'syouth January 29, 2021

shoe daddy

An involuntarily absent father who is only contacted when the mother needs money for shoes

He didn't want to be a shoe daddy and just pay child support so he filed for custody of his children.

by rectalthermometer April 26, 2017

Shoes

Shorthand for “put myself in their shoes”

We shoesed last night and now I totally understand her point.

by OddC May 18, 2024

Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.

I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

Threw A Shoe

To lose or fail in a very stupid way.

Orgin: Flordia University versus LSU 2020 football game. Florida defensive back threw a LSU player's shoe downfield resulting in a penalty that cost Florida the game.

Tom really threw a shoe when he slilped and fell right before the finish line.

by nater6069 December 12, 2020