if she only knew

Term stated to a woman who’s oblivious to what her significant other is doing behind her back

1. If she only knew that Arturo has another family, and he’s been cheating since his bachelors party.
2. Arturo tried to get up with me last night knowing he has a wife that don’t play game. If she only knew.

by 1982STB May 19, 2023

That’s what she said

A phrase used only by Michael Scott.

Tbh I can’t use “ that’s what she said “ without using a Michael Scott quote.

by MemesAddict October 29, 2020

She's just a friend

Quoted many times from the boy who is a blind as he is blond

Adrien "she's just a friend"
LITERALLY everyone else "😡"

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty August 29, 2023

She brought a spoon...

to THE SUPER BOWL! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon... to the super bowl.

by ඩී December 7, 2023

she's a 2 beers

It's how many beers you need to drink
To fuck a girl because she's not that beautiful.

-look that girl !
-yeah she's a 2 beers!

by icantbilive August 5, 2016

She-he

A person who is accidentally revealed to be a half-woman/half-man, usu. met with a scared expression from the discoverer.

I found out he was a she-he, half-man/half-woman, and I went running to my sister scared!

by NigelM December 20, 2022

she got brains

she give good head

damn she got brains

by thatonebitch666 September 23, 2020