one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

she-eister

To shove illegal substances in the vagina. Origin keister

The cops pulled them over so Jenny had to she-eister her bag of dope.

by Pseudoprosciutto January 5, 2018

if she makes fun of you

If she makes fun of you, she definitely wants the dick. Just be patient my boy.

"Trust me bro, if she makes fun of you, she wants the dick

by simp4men123 May 31, 2021

Smeagol(she-me-gal)

The act of inserting a person's apendage, usually a finger or toe, up a clothed individual's anus in a surprising manner. Done in jest.

In a surprising fashion I see the opportunity to smeagol(she-me-gal) my best friend.

As my friend bent over, I smeagolled them with my thumb when they were not expecting it.

by Bunkybastard September 25, 2018

at least shes pretty

Used for someone super dumb as a way of redeeming them and establishing at least one good quality they have

She said 2+2=5
Well at least shes pretty

by Jdnsnskxju September 28, 2021

She's~male

Any mechanical or electrical device where the "she" part of it is subject to unexplained fits of temperment; and or, the "male" part can't make up it's mind; or won't commit.

How true is that!

My computer was being a She's~male today at work. It kept rebooting every time I tried to use it.

Or, my key always gets jammed in the back door lock; it's being a She's~male!

by Coastlinejw April 22, 2021

She's The One!!

what a mf says about a girl he openly states that he likes. its one of those things that dudes do when they find a girl they WANT more than anything else in the world. shiiiit this mf would prolly travel half way round the world for this girl and still keep on going. but its not usually all what he thinks it is. when they get together for a couple of months or years but dont do anything to make it more serious (ex: sex, marriage, a kiss, anything that would move the relationship forward) the dude will eventually find out he doesnt really like this girl and will most likely move on from her. its just one of those times in life where dudes and girls learn about what love really is and what to find in a person.

Jamal: Bro you need to calm down, shes not all THAT
Brayden: Nah bro i swear SHE'S THE ONE!!!
Jamal & Others: Whatever bro...

by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" November 25, 2022