Salty

When one of your friends can't handle almost anything going their way. Or when things just don't add up. Either getting upset or confused or just plain tagging them in things online to have fun.

Eg.

Marcel can't handle losing at a nice friendly game of magic the gathering, therefore he is being salty. Sometimes for an unprecedented amount of time. It could take years for the salt to disappear

by Thelivejay May 8, 2017

Salty

"almighty government"

When he gets married, the "almighty government" is gonna feel pretty salty.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022

The Salty Spitoon

When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner

“Last night in bed I gave my girl the Salty Spitoon”

by Professionalfatherfigure June 1, 2022

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean

Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025

salty cheeks

When someone cried and the tears left residue due to them drying up.

It can be heard in the song "Parallel Universe" by Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Kill the pressure, It's raining on salty cheeks"

by Dorissima April 13, 2025