Rusty Skiff

When one leaves their boner out exposed to the elements for too long causing corrosion of the penis.

Josh: Hey, Ryan your boner has been out for a while now.

Ryan: So?

Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.

by Poopstain2000 October 23, 2012

rusty sunglasses

When someone is having anal sex and pulls out quickly and drags there penis across the other persons eyes.

Dude, I totally gave this girl rusty sunglasses last night, she looked like David hasselhoff!

by captain corpse November 11, 2012

rusty weapon

Rusty weapon – verb – rusty weapon is the act of using your saliva to lubricate your penis prior to intercourse when you have a big dip in your mouth.

"Kodiak is the best dip to use if you really need to slide in the backdoor for the first time."

"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."

by Jell0saq January 28, 2013

rusty mushroom

upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick

Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?

Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.

by SunDiablo September 6, 2013

Rusty Bogue (Bow-ga)

the Rusty Bogue is the dirtiest and raunchiest sex act ever. first you start by having the girl go down on the guy then you have her give you a rimmer and you fart in her mouth and grab her head and skull pound her til you go down her throat.

i Rusty Bogue (Bow-ga) a few meghans last night when i was in the middle of a noah

by blacktie63 February 5, 2014

Rusty Tea

ok, so a rusty tea is when your girlfriend starts a heavy flow period and she leaves her first tampon in untill the last day of her period, then while on hands and knees you remove the tampon, pour cold water into her vag and replug it with the tampon, wait for the water to steep to body temp and then pour it into a single mug to share.

mmmm baby, iv been brewing you a rusty tea for he last week..

by rusty tea September 17, 2014

rusty cheeseburger

The Act of fisting a girl in her ass with a cheeseburger then eating it.

I'm hungry and horny, lets have ourselves a rusty cheeseburger

by JustTooChewy August 1, 2015