asian points 

any extra points or credit given to a student just because they happen to be asian

Asian kid: Uggh I only got a 99 on my test.

Non-asain kid: What!? I got the exact same answers as you and I got an 87!

Asian kid: Yeah the teacher gave me some asian points.

asian points by apc2150 August 29, 2009

stupid points 

points that you lost on a test, quiz, or other assignment that became lost for a dumb reason, often due to carelessness

I should have gotten a higher score on that spelling test, but I lost stupid points because I forgot to dot that one"i"

stupid points by M.S.G. February 2, 2010

Swagger Points 

Something worn, said or done that increases your style.

You get +10 swagger points for double penetration.

Swagger Points by LanaNPajamas May 24, 2010

Joy Points 

A rating system on everything and anything by giving you a certain amount of joy an object or event gave you. The system counts from 1 to 1337.
1337 being elite or the best or most amount of joy ever.

669 being average or a lil above average.
and 1 being the least amount of joy

"Dudde that lasertag match got 1337 joy points"
She said "That was super fun"
he said "hell yea it deserves 1000 joy points"

Joy Points by I Pwn bitch3s December 1, 2010

painting porcelain 

the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown

"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."

painting porcelain by triebkore March 16, 2012

paint your ass 

Verb: 1) to strike repeatedly, to pummel, to spank, to wallop.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.

The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.

(brother-to-brother POV) "If you tell Mom I set the curtains on fire again, I will paint your ass!"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"

There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.

(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"

paint your ass by shawnesty June 29, 2012

pinterest stalker

once completing a search on pinterest, finding another user and re-pinning their images if not all of them due to similar taste.

"I feel like a pinterest stalker due to too many repins from the same person"

pinterest stalker by Lucybee February 21, 2013