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scratch paper

The act of cumming on a girls back till there is a puddle at the base of her back then dipping your dick into the puddle and doing your homework on her to save paper.
Hey girl, can I use you as scratch paper?
by dabrews April 12, 2017
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rock paper suckers

Two straight males play rock paper scissors and the loser has to suck the winners dick.
Man we player rock paper suckers so much last night that i cumed 3 times
by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018
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Creamy Pamper Shit

When you take a lumpy shit in your pampers and its so creamy you dry it up and eat it like chips, then Skinny Gru comes over and sticks his testes inside your creamy shit pampers
Shit-Im lumpy Gru- itty bity microwavesss in my Creamy Pamper Shit
by LUMPY CREAM SHIT September 13, 2019
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Toilet Paper Tiger

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is a military force that is believed to be very powerful because decades of massive state propaganda, media suppression, and outlawing truth, are the only things holding up the delusional illusions of a repressive despotic dictator.

However when tested in combat, the

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is the wipe of choice
used by courageous, determined, and heroic warriors such as the Ukrainian military against Russian Orcs. The toilet

paper content of the "Toilet Paper Tiger"
AKA the Russian military,

is two ply, soft and renewable, and makes excellent fertilizer for Ukrainian sunflowers.
Ukrainian Defenders Of Democracy vs.
Toilet Paper Tiger AKA Russian Orc invaders comprised of pirates, thieves, rapists and mass murderers who commit crimes against humanity.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 8, 2022
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Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010
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Calm your paperclip

It is an other version of calm your farm, it just means clam down, or chill out.
DUDE! Calm your paperclip will you?!

It's not that big of a deal just calm your paperclip.
by ninaninanoo October 12, 2011
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