1)The end result of a catastrophic fit of laughter, surprise, or rage; 2) a figurative idiomatic euphemism insinuating a radical and prodigious defecation in one's polyester, or otherwise fashion-deficient, undergarments; 3)The shitting of oneself in response to hilarity or indignation of hyperbolic proportions; 4) an often inappropriate response to overly offensive and morbid humor an individual finds morally reprehensible yet uncontrollably humorous causing inadvertent loss of bowel control in the form, shape, or smell of a Honey Baked Ham; 5) an irregular deucing in response to overwhelming emotion; 6) the reaction one would have after finding an unwanted demon, fire-baby or she-beast under one’s bed; 7) tossing a fat one out the back gate; 8) Painful yet humorous ass-delivery; 9) the result of being told by a Lowe's Customer Service Agent to take you and your son across the parkinglot to get a jump with the brand new Cobalt jumper-cables you just bought at said Lowe's.
Dude, don't jump out of the closet with a machete. You gave me hammy pants.
That bastard at Lowe's Really gave me the hammy Pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.
The ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor.
Taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "Weekend at Bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.
That bastard at Lowe's Really gave me the hammy Pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.
The ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor.
Taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "Weekend at Bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.
by silverback487 November 22, 2011
"dude, what's that smell??"
"oh i went poopy. i sat on it too. it was good."
"oh you mean you made a pants cake?"
"oh i went poopy. i sat on it too. it was good."
"oh you mean you made a pants cake?"
by xbobxcorex May 30, 2006
stupid looking pants that are tight at the waist and get very big at the end, making the wearing , who is usually (and hopefully) a girl, look extremly stupid.
Lindsay-hey, do you like my new pants.
Connor-No, those pirate pants make you look like the hideous offspring of liberachi and blackbeard.
Lindsay-Oh.
Connor-No, those pirate pants make you look like the hideous offspring of liberachi and blackbeard.
Lindsay-Oh.
by Sanji McIndian August 06, 2005
by C Jones April 28, 2007
1) a fantasy of homer simpsons...orignates from the simpsons the episode i forget.
2) a real cool invention
2) a real cool invention
by andy vale August 04, 2006
What you try to get into during an online edate with the opposite sex. Much like the real pants one would be trying to get into during a date in the outside world.
During an edate you're trying to round the e-bases to get into their e-pants.
During an edate you're trying to round the e-bases to get into their e-pants.
Dan, I was chatting with Jenny and I totaly got into her e-pants...I got her off big time.
Bob, I heard that you were on an edate with Liz. So, did you get into her e-pants?
Bob, I heard that you were on an edate with Liz. So, did you get into her e-pants?
by C-pher January 31, 2007
by derek lehn January 25, 2007