pants cake

the act of shitting one's pants and sitting upon it, causing it to become flat like a cake

"dude, what's that smell??"

"oh i went poopy. i sat on it too. it was good."

"oh you mean you made a pants cake?"

by xbobxcorex June 1, 2006

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pirate pants

stupid looking pants that are tight at the waist and get very big at the end, making the wearing , who is usually (and hopefully) a girl, look extremly stupid.

Lindsay-hey, do you like my new pants.

Connor-No, those pirate pants make you look like the hideous offspring of liberachi and blackbeard.

Lindsay-Oh.

by Sanji McIndian September 1, 2005

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Squishy Pants

when a person gets over excited about the sight of another person

Him: oh my, i just came in my pants

Her: your such a squishy pants

by C Jones December 26, 2008

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pie pants

1) a fantasy of homer simpsons...orignates from the simpsons the episode i forget.

2) a real cool invention

ummm, pie pants...

...and that's how pie pants saved the world

by andy vale August 5, 2006

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What you try to get into during an online edate with the opposite sex. Much like the real pants one would be trying to get into during a date in the outside world.

During an edate you're trying to round the e-bases to get into their e-pants.

Dan, I was chatting with Jenny and I totaly got into her e-pants...I got her off big time.

Bob, I heard that you were on an edate with Liz. So, did you get into her e-pants?

by C-pher February 2, 2007

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