double-assed

1. Exerted 400% more effort than a half-assed attempt. (Or 200% more effort than usual)
2. Worked very hard on

Man, I slacked off and bombed the midterm but it worked out OK because I double-assed the final.

by Piversus Delta October 21, 2007

The Double Pumpkin

An act in straight/gay intercourse in which two large men alternately pound the rectum of a small-framed woman/man, usually leaving the receiver with a red, swollen sphincter. The enlarged asshole resembles a gourd, giving it the apt title of a "pumpkin."

In this rare case, the damage is doubled, hence the name.

Julie approaches Barbara with a limp, nursing her ravaged body.

Julie: Last night Steve and Craig came over and jammed my bum tenfold.

Barbara: Ah, got The Double Pumpkin, eh?

Julie: Total double pumpkin action.

by Vance Covelton November 7, 2009

Double penetration

When two penii enter a bodily orifice.

That whore got some double penetration last night motherfucker.

by DigBickBarry September 25, 2018

Double Thumb

(only if you're a boy) When you have sex, you lick both your thumbs and jab them in the woman's vagina continuously. This widens the vagina so it is easier to continue with the sex session. Try multiple times to make vagina wider.

Person 1: "Did you do the DOUBLE THUMB last night?"
Person 2: "Yes, and my girl was hurting the next day."
Person 1: "Sweet!"

by MattJ0hn50n June 22, 2012

Double Jesus

When two bearded human males cut a square shaped section off from each others buttocks cheeks and place them into an empty wine glass, then proceed to urinate into said wine glass at the same time. In this process, the urine will begin to resemble wine in coloration due to the blood escaping from the cut off portions of flesh. Once they have completed urination, they then pour the concoction over each others heads as they masturbate furiously into a collection plate like those found in Catholic churches while screaming "Praise me" loud enough for all of their neighbors to hear. This is a Double Jesus.

Tom Cruise: Hey Chuck, did ya catch the latest episode of Breaking Bad last night?
Chuck Norris: Naw, I was too busy doing the Double Jesus with Zach Galifianakis.
Tom Cruise: Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Chuck Norris: Can you bail me out homie?

by PenetrationStation December 19, 2014

Double or nothing

A bet that has to be agreed on by both parties to decide whether a loss or debt from a previous bet should be doubled or canceled.

Person 1: I bet you double or nothing that a dumb political bet I made in 2017 will for sure come true in 2018.
Person 2: LOL, nah. I'll take my money now

by minihulk380 April 23, 2018

Double Dab

The act of dabbing with both arms, and not doing the correct forum. Both arms are bent and you will not have a straight arm, like the original dab.
Frequently called: The Whitey Sheepy Duper Dab

At the school dance, Billy got the spotlight, so he did the Double Dab.

by reallynotahoe April 4, 2017