Steve

Reads the Bible 24/7 but also probably beats your mother

"my dad beats my mom"
"Oh his name must be steve"
"It is! how did you know?!"

by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022

Steve Sandseded

Getting corn-holed into using another project team’s rejects. Especially when related to VDC.

We just started this Deloitte project a month ago and we’ve already been Steve Sandseded.

by Robert C Robot January 19, 2024

Steve Irwin Pissa

When you have to piss so bad but need to hold it so you grab the snake by the head to pinch it as you rip it out of the bush trying to make it out to the open

I almost pissed my pants so badly, if I hadn't done the Steve Irwin Pissa I’d be soaked !

by Peter Getzinya May 13, 2023

Steveing

A Minecraft roleplay sex act where one person is the villager with hands tied across their chest and is only allowed to say “Huh” while running away from the other partner, the Steve, in an attempt not to get fucked. When the villager is caught Steve fucks them and upon finishing yells “Ender Dragon Slayed!”

Hey Daniel do you want to go Steveing tn?

by pinkyogamat April 19, 2024

Steve Lacy

My husban- uh, I mean, what? The definition of handsome, fine, beautiful, perfect, sexy, hot, gorgeous, pretty, and everything else in between. And he knows it. You ever seen him on interviews? The way he talks, he knows exactly what he’s doinggg 🥰❤️😍😩🥺😭😘

Cornelius “hey who’s Steve Lacy?”

Rabbitha “Cornelius, you dumb shit he’s the sexiest, finest, most handsome man on earth. Where are you, like, wake the fuck up.”

by PATTYSKINGDOM April 4, 2024

grumpy steve

A local Vermont term for groundhogs (also known as woodchucks)

I have to trap all these grumpy steves before they eat my whole garden.

by M Valle January 10, 2021

White Steve

The white guy that lives down the street that seems harmless but he’ll flip his shit and fuck your girl.

Jake: “yo man I heard you got into it with brad the other night “
Brian: “yeah he became a real white Steve and my girl blocked me”

by Bigbelly44 December 7, 2019