80’s muff

Full blown, unshaven pubic hair on a va-J-J. Not trimmed at all.

My high school friend likes 80’s muff, he doesn’t believe in razors , Or Nair.

by Lynn Amy November 3, 2017

blueberry cunt muffien

A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.

Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.

by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018

Munchin' like a muff

To munch like a motherfucker after smoking weed.

I was smoking a joint and watching John Wick, but then I started munchin' like a muff.

by ScarDog June 4, 2020

Moff The Muff

To live life to the fullest and bury your face in a vagina for the day.

On his birthday the only thing George wished for was to moff the muff.

by Jonny Cole’s December 12, 2020

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

A dirty mofford

One where a male leaves the boys to hang out with his girlfriend therefore becoming a simp and loser Amungst the boys

Tyler: Where’s Grady?
Dano: being a dirty Mofford
Tyler: what a loser

by Thebigmac April 13, 2021

Dust in the Muff

After banging your partner, you turn on the dust ridden ceiling fan for all of the dust to fly off on the bed, but most importantly, her muff.

I accidentally pulled a dust in the muff on my girl last night and she told me she wasn't a fucking swiffer and left.

by lexxluthorr February 6, 2022