dog mouthing

the act of placing the entire male genitalia (balls and penis) inside a person's mouth.

Lassie puked everywhere after dog mouthing me

by dogz4lyfe October 26, 2010

mouth-crap

Throw up and vomit are descriptive enough. Mouth-crap is.

Jamie told little Jimmy that he smelled like ___________.

a) roses
b) clean laundry
c) AXE
d) mouth-crap

by jets333 October 3, 2008

Cloud mouth

The act of being a complete retard in front of our friends.

Little timmy pissed off the teacher becasue he was a Cloud Mouth

by Maseratti June 12, 2013

greasy mouth

A person who speaks loosely, dry snitches, smart mouths, simps, lames, haters and general dumb ass people.

"Lisa a greasy mouth havin ass bitch. She was talkin bout business in front some random strangers."

by KingStiff November 16, 2014

purse mouth

an extremely effeminate male voice.

john is a purse mouth.

by carterjonez September 24, 2016

muffin mouth

when a dog has extremely muffin like lips

"that dog Piper has muffin mouth"

by spookybitch15 May 19, 2016

mouth mayo

A thick solution of accumulated bacterial biofilm covering the teeth of those who fail to brush regularly. Normally denotes an ejectus: a portion of the substance expelled after tooth- and tongue-scaping. The portion size is directly correlated to the length of time since the last thorough brushing, flossing and/or professional cleaning.

I just sneeze-sprayed that guy's BLT with a dollop of mouth mayo.
I don't keep my favourite condiments in my fridge: mouth mayo is a sauce best served warm.

by DrtVcrDaz May 4, 2012