14 March

National ask your crush out day!

Emma: Hey Jordan, Will you go out on a date with me?
Jordan: Why are you asking?
Emma: Because it's the 14 March, National ask your crush out day!

Jordan: I- I- I'm.. Your crush?
Emma: Yep! So, Will you go out with me?
Jordan: Of Course, I've been waiting for you to ask me this for so long!
Emma: Yay!!

by Daryna Popach March 14, 2021

March 31

Bake a Drake Day.

Yo Ronnie, did you here it was national Bake A Drake Day? Yeah, March 31st is National Bake a Drake Day.

by Don Anthony December 9, 2020

march 11

international “don’t come to somebody’s house empty handed”

- my mom invited me to her house for kugel.

- noice but it’s march 11, you gotta bring mini tomatos there

by thebestdefiniotist March 10, 2021

March 27

National grow a moustache day

To all the weak men and most women if u are unable to grow a moustach that day by 23:37 then their tall friend could hit them round the head yelling 'I LIKE UR CUT G!'

Yo Jack
yeah yeah
U know what day it is
march 27-
*Slaps Jack hard roumd the head*

by moustacheman27 March 10, 2021

March 15

March 15th is the day we’re you fuck with a friend.

Hey, yo I fucked your mon last night

Friend: WHAT?
I was kidding it’s March 15th! Mess with your friend day!

Friend: Oh ok

by GlossyGalaxy54 March 15, 2020

Marching Band

Marching Band is where fat slobs or guys who are built like twigs go to blow air through metal and bitch about how hard their 10 yard sprints are. You are not an athlete, you are a performer.

Twig/Slob: Marching Band was so hard today, we had to blow air through metal for about an hour and we only got a two hour break.

by ImJustBeinHonest August 22, 2017

March 27

National Violent Hump Day. This is the day when you can go up to anyone and violently hump them until you are satisfied with the hump.

Maria:Why are you violently humping me?
Dylan: Shut up it's March 27 national violent hump day now come back here.

by Papa hump November 9, 2021