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bondo machine

A term used to describe a car that has large portions of the body repaired with bondo or another body filler rather than with new sheet metal. Typically these cars look good on the outside and their true nature is revealed mid-restoration.
Craig was going to buy a nice looking 67 Mustang but upon close inspection, he found it to be a bondo machine.
by uggamugga99 November 13, 2017
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dopamine slot machine

A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.

See also; fart porn
by PoopSlave97 January 27, 2024
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Micro Machines

Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.

The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).
Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.
by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024
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not the machine

a retarded meme of a kid with autism named kaylob saying words such as "not the machine" "lets hide" hey you" "again" over complextro music that became popular amongst the sANDBOX gmod community
alphapro99: NOT THE MACHINE OUT NOW!!!!
me: shut the fuck up that song is retarded as hell
by barrysgod December 1, 2023
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machine type

Pertaining to a firearm using high capacity ammunition feeding devices that is discharged at a high rate of speed through use of man operated mechanical means. Such as a hand crank or dual trigger.
Machine type weapons include a hand cranked gatling gun or belt fed machine gun out fitted with dual trigger or handcrank.
by PKFH January 25, 2012
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trouble brewing machine

A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.
He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!
by LarsonM October 23, 2012
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Ceez The Bowling Machine

Cesar Del Rosario is the Bowling Machine
Cesar Del Rosario is incredible and Bowling one might say he’s Ceez The bowling Machine
by Geez Machine June 24, 2021
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