moo machine

another word for cow

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket

by Pseudonyms are great March 12, 2025

Drewing machine

The act of masturbating behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025

Drewing machine

The act of beating your dick behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025

sewing machine man

a derogatory term used to describe a gay man, 1920s

Billy's such a sewing machine man

by raineonme May 17, 2025

sewing machine man

a derogatory term used for gay men in the 1920s

Billy is such a sewing machine man

by raineonme May 17, 2025

Breakfast Machine

Breakfast Machine (noun, slang)

Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.

1.
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”

2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”

3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”

by Angee Maree May 29, 2025

Zest Machine

When someone acts zesty constantly

Stop doing that You zest machine

by Wordfunkus June 28, 2025