Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Loop Lord

A person who watches the same TV show or movie or listens to the same song an unreasonable amount of times.

Tyrone is such a Loop Lord. He's played that song like six times in a row now.

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

Chife Lord

Someone who continuously hits your vape and uses up ALL of your pods

YO stop hitting my juul, you’re such a chife lord

by Beaker is a G July 19, 2018

Lord

A Lord is a king or Leader of a country also known as Dor Yagiley from the country of Israel.

Outside of Earth:Thank you Lord!
In Earth: Thank you Dor!

by UnknownTea7 September 29, 2021

The Lord Wilikes

A male co-worker who walks around with his chest curiously "all puffed out" while trying to talk to as many female co-workers as possible before returning to his work area. Also, a male who has unrealistic romantic obsessive thoughts about other female co-workers who he has no chance of dating. Commonly performs "breakroom reconnaissance" whereby scouting the work lunchroom to ascertain what other females might be present for the purpose of small talk, flirting and discussing "dates" that likely never happened.

Did you see how the Lord Wilikes was talking to that new girl in Histo last night? He must have been at her bench for at least 10 minutes begging her to go mudding or the Dairy Bell!

I noticed the Lord Wilikes doing breakroom reconnaissance last night, I think he was looking for some redhead girl that works in gen lab.

by The longswordman September 3, 2013

Lord Jones

American Rapper Song writer and entertainer CEO of the brand OHP, Born in Anchorage, Alaska but raised in Federal Way, Washington best Know for his song "Karate Shawty"

"I went to an Lord Jones Concert it was hella lit!"

by The Professional. October 16, 2017

Lobster Lady/Lord

The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.

Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'

Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023