Doesnt lose 50/50, body count same as his raiden base atk, plays bih like he plays piano. "That dude is such a Kevin Nguyen".
by Qiqi 1mil dmg September 11, 2021
by Murt March 11, 2004
A highly obese, 350 pound man that bakes and owns a bagel shop. A man who has a horrible sweating problem, when he sweats it looks like there are chunks of mud under his arm pits. Not quite sure which way sexually he goes but he has some lady n male significant others. His pants fall down a lot and he usually doesn't have any underwear on so you get a nice view of his hairy butt crack.
"Uncle Kevin is a sexy hot beast"
"Some one once said Uncle Kevin's penis was shaped like a bagel."
"I like when Uncle Kevin bends over, I get to see his hairy butt crack then"
"Some one once said Uncle Kevin's penis was shaped like a bagel."
"I like when Uncle Kevin bends over, I get to see his hairy butt crack then"
by Ano2343 October 18, 2008
by mike December 14, 2004
by robobitch December 12, 2016
Kevin Martinez can sometimes be emo but 100% of the time, he looks like hitler. be careful giving him your address because he will go and install a gas chamber unit in your ceiling and kill you in your sleep.
by Kevin Martinez May 17, 2019