Jordans will be your greatest haters. You cant have anything nice if you have a Jordan in your life. If you are lucky they are funny sometimes.
by NicknameName February 24, 2025
Get the Jordanmug. An absolute nigger faggot with puffy hair and he is super tall. White like mayo and trash at fortnite
by Morosis999 April 1, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by notaheterosexual March 10, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.
??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
by suckmyballsackyouni November 20, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. She’s a one in a lifetime person… just kidding she is one of the most queer people you will ever meet. Jordan is a dirty Italian whose forehead is competition with sky scrapers. She also lies about insignificant things, ie. her eyes are green and she says they are blue. All in all she is the best friend I could have asked for.
by BigPenile November 22, 2023
Get the Jordan Librettomug. A word the whites now use as a substitute for the ‘n word’ as thinking they’re funny but they’re not .in fact they are just failed abortions.
“ This ‘Jordan’ is wildinn rn”
by Puthayd3stroy3r April 5, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by BIGGERBEEF January 29, 2022
Get the Michael Jordan Mentalitymug.