Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023

Jordan

Jordan Is Hot and is normaly super small, he like lots a lot of boys and goes for the variety ;) He Is Pansexuel and is super stinky. he never showers but has a real nice dish of spaggetti.

POV: Wow, Whos Spaggetti Is That!

Me: Oh, Yeah Thats Jordans (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ 8==3

Isnt He So Sexy,
So Hot
So Rubbing
And So Loving.

Jordans Normaly Like Girls Name Audom Charlice Raine, And Boden.

by Real But Right. October 23, 2023

Jordan Taylor

Excel Wiz

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.

by JayTayHay November 9, 2023

Jordan

Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon

Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"

by Imkubo November 17, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is the greatest man in Princess Town and will bull yuh gyal

“Way allyuh hadda hide yuh gyal from Jordan”

by Jdaggerdik November 19, 2023

Jordan Barrett

PSL God in his natural form, Former MOGGER and every looksmaxxers second or third fave idol.

Jordan Barrett; Yo Chico
"precides to mog"

by Fanum tax November 20, 2023

Jontae Jordan

Very chill tall dark and handsome. He will make your day every day. He’s strong, very smart, looks like a crab boil, delicious 🤤.
There’s Jontae fine ass

There’s Jontae Jordan fine ass

by Jontae Jordan November 20, 2023