Redneck Car Wash

When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.

Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?

Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?

by Redzz75 September 20, 2019

owner of a local car

User of ubran dictionary

Owner of a local car just made the definition of staff job double money

by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022

Car insurance whore

someone who can't pay their own car insurance so they go on someone else's and will do anything to get car insurance because they can't pay for their own. Somebody who sleeps with somebody to get car insurance

Dustin is a car insurance whore he uses fat chicks to get free car insurance

by Zorrobitch April 12, 2020

Rusty Car in the Rain

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

"How much for a rusty car in the rain?"

by ringbell January 2, 2019

Car jack

When you spontaniously have an old man come to your house with a car jack and he fiercfully stretches your asshole to amazing proportions

You know zillary got a Car Jack at the party, right?

by Carjacker June 16, 2018

Smart Car

What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.

*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.

**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.

Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)

Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !

by The*Original*SmartCarSmacker August 6, 2012

Car smile

To smile at someone else in a car with flirtatious intentions. Usually in a traffic jam or at the lights when you notice someone you think is hot and they see you, a "car smile" is a way of letting someone know you like them.

In Ally McBeal she sees a guy at the lights and smiles at him, he just drives off and she get irate because "i gave him car smile" but he drove off uninterested, until she purposefully crashes her car into him to get attention.

by Jon1985 December 15, 2008