brain plague

The silent killer... Of brains.

"I went to Honolulu and all I got was this lousy brain plague"

by Do I have to put something here? August 17, 2005

brain freeze

slang for {ice cram headache}. the burning, stabbing, painful feeling in the front portion of your head that you get after ingesting a large amount of ice cram or some other cold substance in a short period of time.

Holy shit, I ate my whole damn ice cream cone from Carl's in 30 seconds and my head is fucking exploding!!!

by Matilda Small May 31, 2005

Rusty Brain

A sex act, similar to the rusty scupper, where a man and woman are engaging in anal sex because she is having her period. Shortly before climax, she pulls out a strap-on and rubs it all over his face. She then yells "Welcome to the Thunderdome Bitch".

Much to his eventual dismay, Lisa pulled a rusty brain on her boyfriend while she was having her period.

by Brucestafer July 11, 2008

brain challenged

some total idiot you cannot figure out how their brain
generates even enough electricity for them to walk.

ex. - boy oh boy that george w. bush sure is brain challenged.

(must be spoken with a texas accent)

by bluestele April 12, 2006

smooth brain

smooth brain- it is someone that is an idiot. this means that the more ripples you have on your brain, the smarter you are. So in conclusion, if you got a smooth brain then you are a dumb ass.

1.Jim sucks at chess he is such a smooth brain
2. Jim: HOWDY Y'ALL! Darry: pfft smooth brain Bryson: what a dumbass

by yomama.coma December 04, 2020

Brain Melt

When you go to work but have nothing to do, so you end up standing and/or sitting around waiting for the next project.

Person 1: How's your day going?

Person 2: Uhg, I've had nothing to do all afternoon. I'm having a total brain melt.

by krdgrl October 07, 2009

Kentucky brain

When two people constantly think alike for no reason, it is said they share a brain in Kentucky.

Great minds think alike... and so do ours!

by Andizzle4Life August 18, 2005