someone who can't pay their own car insurance so they go on someone else's and will do anything to get car insurance because they can't pay for their own. Somebody who sleeps with somebody to get car insurance
by Zorrobitch April 13, 2020
Man in car syndrome is when a woman who is having car trouble of some type takes a man (mechanic, co-worker, friend, etc.) for a drive to have him observe the problem and help her diagnose the problem or get it fixed, only to have the problem absolutely REFUSE to reoccur while the man is in the car, thus frustrating her.
After several weeks of her car stalling almost every time she tried to accelerate when it was cold, Jenn took her friend Keith for a ride so he could help her diagnose the problem. But, unfortunately, probably due to man in car syndrome, she couldn't make the car stall and it ran flawlessly. Needless to say, she was frustrated. The whole thing was a hog mount.
by We know it really is broken December 19, 2013
A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.
Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!
by sup3rgh0st September 10, 2010
by UrDadIsGay:) November 18, 2021
To smile at someone else in a car with flirtatious intentions. Usually in a traffic jam or at the lights when you notice someone you think is hot and they see you, a "car smile" is a way of letting someone know you like them.
In Ally McBeal she sees a guy at the lights and smiles at him, he just drives off and she get irate because "i gave him car smile" but he drove off uninterested, until she purposefully crashes her car into him to get attention.
by Jon1985 March 20, 2007
When you spontaniously have an old man come to your house with a car jack and he fiercfully stretches your asshole to amazing proportions
by Carjacker June 14, 2018
What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.
*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.
**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.
**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)
Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
by The*Original*SmartCarSmacker August 07, 2012