The Nancy Carballo Theory

The Nancy Carballo Theory "Nancy Theory" states that if a women (typically of the heterosexual subclass) has no redeeming qualities of any sort, and still attracts people of the opposite sex, indeed has to be good at giving oral sex (throat goat)

"Bro she is soo mid, the Nancy Carballo Theory says she has to be the tg"

by kanyelover69 December 13, 2022

Theory of Mind

Hey! Look at that! Simon Baron-Cohen episode! Finally! It's all coming full circle- It's coming back around! Yeah...

Hym "Heeeey! Simon. Look at that! Look at this! I can't believe I didn't see that initially. I probably would have watched that one sooner. That's what I should call my book, by the way. 'Theory of Mind: Mind-Brain duality and why determinism is fucking retarded.' I'm glad your here. Now you can tell Jordan I'm not being immature and you can tell everyone that they're doing empathy to me wrong. Additionally, the weaponized schizophrenia is something you should really be concerned about AND... The lack of me getting credit and payment is getting dangerously child-murdery! So yeah..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Infinite Elixir Theory

The theory in a clash royale short that when one side has way too much elixir, the video must've been edited and is simply staged for content.

"Yooo look at this! Double sneaky golem in the pocket!"
"Infinite Elixir Theory"

by a random guy who exists? October 22, 2025

Septum piercing theory

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.

Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.

by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025

Spin theory

There are 360 degrees of ways to get to get to stepping if you spin in a circle.

Oh, you don't like me? Have you heard of the the spin theory?

by Emalyn Nolon January 10, 2020

Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016

puppet theory

Removing emotions from all relationships and manipulating a person or a group of people to have them as puppets to allow benefit for yourself or for a certain cause.

This can involve forging personal relationships and all interactions to sway things in your favor.

Greg used the puppet theory so he could get all of his workers to believe he is the greatest boss in the building.

by michaela45 February 24, 2019