Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Can i?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

Garbage Can Lid

A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":

My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.

God, Garbage Can Lid rules!

by Garbage Can Lid May 5, 2005

Can You Feel the Sunshine

That creepy song from Sonic R mostly known as the song of death, which is influenced by the Tails Doll from an unknown source.

Knuckles: Can You Feel The Sunshine, Sonic?
Sonic: no
Amy: I can
Tails: I can
Eggman: I can
Tails doll: Good, good. . .
Sonic: WTF 0_0

by YellaboyXB January 12, 2012

hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

by stan April 12, 2006

everything can kill you

Everything can kill you, Even paper! EVEN AIR! doesn't matter what it is
If used correctly, You get killed.

Alex: Did you know that everything can kill you? Just think for a moment on how many stuff can kill you.
Max: Sheeeeeesh man, I know right!

by nonexistentturtle August 4, 2021

Can you shit pink

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

by Danr1708 January 26, 2022

I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023