by Wa!Tanuki June 5, 2021

Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022

A heart dog is a dog who is more than a pet to you. They’re your best friend, and who you go to for comfort and companionship. They hold a special place in your heart.
by MirrianaPudget February 15, 2024

by TechBaffle May 19, 2019

I certain type of masterbation when a man buys a animal heart and cuts a hole in it so he may insert his penis. This type of pleasure was invented by the I don't give a f**** in 'Merica.... Now stop making discusting things you nastys!!!
by Lollybear890 December 3, 2013

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by Mitlander February 15, 2020
