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Half App 

It is a app that you have downloaded and don't play, but you don't delete it because you think you will play it eventually.
"Yo dude, You still play Clash of Clans"
"Na dude, It is a Half App for me"

Half And Half Drunk 

When you idiotically mix half and half with alchohol and have the strange side effects like:
1. Randomly puking blood with no signals
2. Eating things that shouldn't be eaten
3. Falling on flat surfaces
4. Seeing fairies
etc.
1. Man I ate a burger smothered in whine yesterday and i got drunk.
2. Well yesterday i had half and half mixed with beer and got half and half drunk im still suffering the worst hangover i randomly puke blood, and see fairies.
1. That sucks man
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

person 2 falls down and doesn't get up

Half-cut 

Adj. Meaning that depending on temperature, time of day, state of arousal or other unknown reasons these types of penises either appear hooded (uncut) or circumcised (cut).
If I see a hot man ass in the locker room and I'm plump, I look cut. But after I pummel his hole & pull out , I'm hooded. So I guess I'm half-cut.
Half-cut by bamaSeth December 15, 2015

Half-Assed Superman 

When a man goes to fuck a girl in the ass, but puts his cock only half-way in, then throws up all over his cock and the girls ass, and continues fucking her.
Person 1: "Dude, I did a half-assed superman with my girl last night!"

Person 2: "Ew! That's fucking sick!"

half caf 

a nick name for someone,when rating them...they are a 5 out of 10
dude: "omg dude that chick jackie is such a half caf!"

other dude: "ya i know right, she doesnt even know what it means thats why its so funny"
half caf by bro dude man February 14, 2012

half-kidding 

When you're not sure if you're kidding. Or you're just plain stupid. Of course, you alone are responsible for any shit that goes down once you half-kid.
JEEZ, she actually turned up. I was only half-kidding when I invited her.
half-kidding by Cold Mirror August 6, 2016