The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".

Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom

by the stanky leg April 5, 2009

goat testy

the nut sack of a goat

"man, that goat testy tasted good.

by super sven March 3, 2009

Sweating the Goat

Masturbating, choking the chicken, beating the bishop, .....

After his date with the hot chick, he had to spend some time "sweating the goat".

by woadkil August 20, 2008

Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

Mustacheless Goatee

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013

like a goat

When something is occurring that is quite grandiose or even just plain crazy.

As it was snowing hard outside and visibility was poor, Todd exclaimed, "It's snowing like a goat!"

by GlenYudismaki February 24, 2014

social goat

A person that acts socially awkward due to limited contact to other normal human beings.

B: I talked to that girl about the color of my underwear.

G: You are a social goat!

by isbndqq May 8, 2014