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set you free

I'm so horny, I will set you free!
by ccexxp1 February 18, 2011
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Finger Free February

so you’ve heard of no nut November right? well now sucks to be a girl there is now a finger free february. but us girls can control it better than guys
me: what’s the date today?
them: february first
me: its finger free february
by ieatpenissticksandpussys November 7, 2019
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YES for a free cookie.

I SAID FREE COOKIE DUMBASS.
CHANGE IT TO YES.
damnit.
YES FOR A FREE COOKIE.!!1!1!!!!!11!!!!1!one!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!
by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016
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Hands-Free DRE

A rhyming term short for 'Hands-Free Digital Rectal Exam'. Arising from the filthier quarters of the medical community, the term refers to anal intercourse.
"The girlfriend didn't cook dinner tonight... The only way to make it up was by letting me practice the Hands-Free DRE"

"I totally fucked up that patient's meds... My supervisor is going to give me the Hands-Free DRE"
by DNA King December 7, 2009
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guilt-free faff

To faff without any pressing obligations.

NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.
I have finally finished my assignment and can have a guilt-free faff about on the internet.

It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.
by Holamigos October 25, 2009
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Free krabby patty

Anything that is free ( especially something that once was not )
I saw a 20 dollar bill on the ground and exclaimed hey a free krabby patty!
by garmr November 25, 2016
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free parking monopoly

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future
person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'
by superior1738 January 4, 2019
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