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Foot fetish

by Alex has feet fetish September 3, 2021
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foot fungus

the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by minecraft_volume_beta September 4, 2023
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Foot Selfie

Using your foot, more specificly toe, to take a selfie while your phone is either on the ground, held up my your other foot or another object. Men will commonly as for a foot selfie when they want to see up a girls skirt.
Girl: Look at this new skirt I got
Guy: It looks so cute babe, can I get a foot selfie?
by theindividualist February 1, 2015
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Foot Pav

When somone (your dad) accidentally shoved his foot inside a pavlova while sitting in a car
“Omg you just totally foot paved that pavlova” (after somone puts their foot in a pavlova)
by Noniowo January 4, 2024
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Foot hustler

A foot hustler is a connoisseur of the foot They've got it and you want it.
I've gotten far in life now my foot hustler game is lit!
by Tarantelia May 1, 2022
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Foot long

Person 1: dayum drake got leaked, u seen i
Person 2: yea, I could fr gobble up his foot long ngl
by Inurwalls March 7, 2024
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5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”
A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.
by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020
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